Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

By Derp Sandwich

  • Release Date: 2011-06-23
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 3.5
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Description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Reviews

  • Derpy derk

    4
    By david the dawg 22
    The book is good it talks about how his whole family is the most stupid biches on earth. Also his sister is extremely annoying because of what she did with the knife don't do this at home kids. I don't care how much you don't like your brother or your sister or even anybody in your family
  • Derik

    1
    By Kaelin crew
    This book is so bad I am a child and I was reading this. I looked under kids free chapter books do u think that this nasty book is a kids book!!😲 I would give it a zero but it won’t let me !
  • WOW

    5
    By lolesther
    I LOVED IT WAS AWESOME 😋😋😋🤣😝😂
  • Tarible no pics😡😡😡😡

    1
    By Lil Joey Mud
    Bad
  • I'm very offended and worst book ever!!!!😤😤😤

    1
    By janey cat lover❤️😸
    I'm a girl and I was reading when I got to the part about this guy's sister and the guy saying offensive stuff about his sister. I am already fed up and offended about what I read but that sister part literally threw me off! I deleted this book and changed my mind about a little brother. I would give this minus 0 if possible! This author shouldn't have wrote this book! Emotional people like me can not stand such stuff like this! Also I'm a Christian and very offended when this guy said god hates guys! I'm really disappointed. I'm warning ⚠️ you, Derp Sandwich, this is not ok.
  • Lots of bad stuff

    2
    By Star lord the awesome
    This is not good even if you tell your parents
  • Do not get this book.

    1
    By nothappy34
    This book is horrible. I found it disgusting and inappropriate.
  • Derply dirk

    1
    By Aiden panda poop
    This book eats big black kidney stones
  • Herp derpy

    4
    By Zeldastar🐲
    Not for kids at all
  • JadaJei

    3
    By JadaJei
    Its an okay book.

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